2013: The Hilarious

CEZAR WITH "IT'S MY LIFE" FOR ROMANIA

PHOTO SOURCE: AP Photo/Alastair Grant

This is what people watch Eurovision for. BBC Commentator said just after this performance that it "proved that just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should." I disagree, he definitely should have. I had a big Eurovision party this year, and, using my knowledge of Eurovision tropes, created, in retrospect, an evil drinking game. I was too spot on with what to expect. Not everyone was taking part in my game or paying as much attention. I don't want to point fingers, but I had some heavy encouragement to take shot after to shot as each use of pyrotechnics, funny dance moves and silly lyrics. I'm sure this was the song that took me over the edged. I blacked out and honestly didn't even remember how the show ended. I was found wandering around my neighbor's garden yelling "how did it end?" Yeah, then some of my friends returned and I watched the rest of the contest with a serious drunk headache.

Semi-Final Score: 83 pts (5th place out of 17)

Final Score: 65 pts (13th place out of 26)

Written by Cristian Faur

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