2014: The Weird

CLEO & DONATAN WITH "MY SŁOWIANIE - WE ARE SLAVIC" FOR POLAND

PHOTO SOURCE: REUTERS/Tobias Schwarz

What can I say about "We Are Slavic," often just called "Slavic Girls," that can't be said by just watching their risqué performance. I use Cleo and Donatan to interest straight CIS-gendered men into being interested in Eurovision. The performance included "traditional" Polish costumes, cut short, worn by large breasted women simulating farming and home keeping chores.

This act was far sexier than anything I'd imagine from the often conservative Polish nation. This song was already a hit in Poland before it was announced to be their entry. Many of my Polish friends, who were confused by my interest in the contest, were suddenly really into the show! "We Are Slavic" is now a modern Eurovision classic and still one of the sexiest performances on the Eurovision stage. 

Semi-Final Score: 70 pts (8th place out of 15)

Final Score: 62 pts (14th place out of 26)

Written by Cleo & Donatan

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