With a global pandemic threatening the safety of mankind, Eurovision 2020 and so many other events have been cancelled… But with so much going on in the world, could anything brighten things up for us?

Hi! My name is Greg, I’m from Pennsylvania USA and I Love Eurovision. I started watching the contest in 2003, so I'll be reporting on 7 songs from each year starting then. The Best is the most artistically interesting song. The Worst is usually when they flubbed the performance. The Guilty is my guilty pleasure song from that year. The Weird, eh, you'll get it! And The Hilarious is of course the funniest song of the year! I'll of course feature The Winner too. Also, there will be an honorary mention (known as The Honorable) for songs that I liked that don't fit into any of those categories! So keep an open mind, open ears and take a look what former BBC Commentator Sir Terry Wogan (RIP) called at the beginning of the very first contest I watched in 2003 "The most enduring enigma in all contemporary European culture. Is it subtle pageant of post-modern irony? Is it a monumental piece of kitsch? Is it just a load of old Plasticine? Who cares?!"