The Best, The Worst, The Guilty, The Weird and The Hilarious!

Hi! My name is Greg, but you can call me Grześ, and I'm from the United States. And I Love Eurovision. Starting from when I began watching in 2003, I'll be reporting on 7 songs from each year. The Best is the most artistically interesting song. The Worst is usually when they flubbed the performance. The Guilty is my guilty pleasure song from that year. The Weird, eh, you'll get it! And The Hilarious is of course the funniest song of the year! I'll of course feature The Winner too. Also, there will be an honorary mention (known as The Honorable) for songs that I liked that don't fit into any of those categories! So keep an open mind, open ears and take a look what former BBC Commentator Sir Terry Wogan (RIP) called at the beginning of the very first contest I watched in 2003 "The most enduring enigma in all contemporary European culture. Is it subtle pageant of post-modern irony? Is it a monumental piece of kitsch? Is it just a load of old Plasticine? Who cares?!"