n all these years, I’ve never once done an entry about Malta. Known in Eurovision as one of the top runner ups of all time, so has Malta been a runner up for the guilty position.

What can one song be guilty of? Being too hot? Too Sexy? Too fun? Too perfect of a pop song?

North Macedonia was one of the last countries to release their songs, and they came out with a banger.

In a field of great songs, it's hard to really pick the one true guilty pleasure. None of the songs are cheesy enough to count as guilty.

This seemed to be the guilty pleasure of all the Eurovision fans. And only the Eurovision fans.

This was an extreme dark horse in the competition. I liked it but I wasn't so sure it would do well, it'd need to have a fantastic performance to get into the final.

Cascada are a globally known German dance-pop group with many massive hit singles including "Everytime We Touch" and "Evacuate The Dancefloor."

Another perfect guilty pleasure track from Eurovision. I listened to this song way too much, on repeat, and loud.

Another prime example of Swedish schlager, this cheesy pop gem was destined to do well at Eurovision.

I resisted this song for a while before I gave in. This song is bi-lingual eurodance perfection.

I'm a sucker for Britpop Rock and this jam from Switzerland had everything I look for in rock pop music.

With a gentle guitar playing over sincerely emotionally vocals, this song was an instant retribution to the hilarity of their 2004 entry.

This is a strange story. See, Dmitry's mother was a huge fan of Princess Diana and was the president of the Belarusian Princess Di fan club, cause, apparently, there was such a thing!

They described this simply as “German Country.”

In 1999, Selma represented her country with an up-beat song and nearly won, coming in second place.