The Good, The Bad and The Hilarious
2018: The Worst
It’s a song that can’t decide what genre it belongs to. It bounces from style to style, never settling and becomes an absolute mess on the Eurovision stage.
2017: The Worst
"Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah" she screams. No No No NO, I say! Why did you do this to us Lithuania? Why?
2016: The Worst
I feel bad, cause it may seem like I'm picking on San Marino. It's just that this really was the odd man out when it comes to the 2016 field of contestants.
2015: The Worst
Unlike how difficult it was to pick the best of 2015, the worst was easy to single out. As soon as this song was announced as the British entry it was labelled their worst entry ever.
2014: The Worst
This is a strings led folk rock tune that got on my nerves. When it comes to country music, for me, I want it melancholy and this was too cheerful.
2013: The Worst
This song reminds me of a bad rip off of "Unbelievable" by EMF. While that song is an essential piece of nineties nostalgia, the Latvian copy just irked me.
2012: The Worst
Before I can even get to this mess of a song, I feel like I need to explain San Marino.
2011: The Worst
This entry just has the worst chorus, it is supremely and annoyingly bad. The poor song just doesn't know what it's trying to be.
2010: The Worst
I'm a big fan of the man who wrote this song. When it was announced he'd written another song for Eurovision, I was excited.
2008: The Worst
Oh boy, it seemed like Ireland had given up. They were sending a Turkey puppet.
2007: The Worst
I was living as a student in Poland at the time, so when this was announced as the entry for my host country I was quite disappointed.
2006: The Worst
Oh gosh, these poor guys. Doing a cappella in front of so many people is hard.