What can one song be guilty of? Being too hot? Too Sexy? Too fun? Too perfect of a pop song?

It’s a song that can’t decide what genre it belongs to. It bounces from style to style, never settling and becomes an absolute mess on the Eurovision stage.

Oh Benjamin - the son of two Swedish entertainment legends with a promising Melodifestivalen debut the year before, this young talent became a popular star overnight. But was his sudden fame enough for Eurovision stage?

The contest returns to Ukraine, and they’ve decided to “Celebrate Diversity” by showcasing all they could about their own culture. In what was a very Slavic show, the 2017 competition was somber and reflected the attitude of a changing Europe.

A beautiful song, beautifully performed that I was absolutely sure had zero chance of qualifying for the final, let alone cracking the top 10. I was dead wrong.

Joacim Bo Persson was my co-author of the year, as this is his second song to appear in this list and on the Eurovision stage in 2017.

A Eurovision first, as Romania inexplicably sends a Yodel Rap song!Fusing yodel with rap seems impossible and yet here it is.

Strange but cool song, strange but cool performance. Strange men wearing horse heads. Ladies and Gentlemen, we have the weirdest entry of 2018!

North Macedonia was one of the last countries to release their songs, and they came out with a banger.

"Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah" she screams. No No No NO, I say! Why did you do this to us Lithuania? Why?

Upon first listen to “City Lights” it was clear that Belgium had a hit on their hands. This downtempo slice of electropop heaven was definitely the best of 2017.

The show returns to Sweden, this time hosted in the nation's capital in what would be the most slickly produced, funniest, best hosted shows in years.

Did anyone see this coming?!

This soft Italian ballad came 2nd in it's National Final, the San Remo Festival. The Italians, certainly loved it a lot, it was just wasn't their first choice.

For the first time there wasn't really anything funny about the entries this year. Luckily, the hosts made up for it by presenting the funniest interval act in history, by providing a loving poke at classic Eurovision tropes.